Moments after Tanzania eliminated Uganda from the African Championship of Nations last Saturday, the gurus gave their verdict on Cranes coach Csaba Laszlo.

Lumu: I think FUFA should be probed for hiring a con-man instead of a coach.
Vianney: He's actually a kick-boxer.
Lumu: Why?
Vianney: I heard that during half time, the joker smashed a table in pieces on top of hitting a flask
Lumu: Me I'm convinced he is a former wrestler coz the guy only knows one training method of making players carry themselves on the back.
Zziwa: Guys, guys…even if you call him names, he's still our coach. Period!
Lumu: But we can't just lie down like you sleeping dogs who cannot act.
Zziwa: My friend be careful 'coz I've built my name for more than two decades.
Madoi: Why not go tell that to your CBS listeners?
Vianney: Aside from that, I don't know much football but Csaba lost the plot.
Madoi: Stupid! You say you don't know football then why waste our time discussing football?
Zziwa: I never thought Germans could be tactically poor after seeing the magic of Otto and Pape.
Lumu: I actually hear the guy has no German roots but hides in the German nationality to boost his image.
Jeff: You guys should give Csaba a break. Did the guy steal your chics?
Lumu: Ela you, ever thinking about creatures in skirts…didn't you get married juuzi?
Zziwa: Hahahaha, but I'm told Madoi wore a skirt when he was circumcised…
Madoi: Grow up jaja.
Vianney: Back to Csaba guys, I think FUFA should be planning to give him a good send off.
Zziwa: In all fairness, I've also disqualified Csaba.
Vianney: I think FUFA is confused too; they shouldn't have put the blame on his assistants.
Lumu: Waa…but Timbe is the perfect choice Timbe, he will change the team
Madoi: What changes will that lapdog bring?
Zziwa: FUFA are rushing into a graveyard.
Vianney: Surely how could FUFA hire Otti to work on the players' psychology?
Lumu: It's a case of a wrong man in a wrong profession like the Mulago doctors that killed Okecho
Vianney: Come to think of it… Wilbrod Okecho is a great loss to basketball.
Jeff: Terrible stuff, such a good player at the post.
Madoi: Surely the doctors should be prosecuted.
Vianney: Then what of the guys who shot him?
Lumu: Be sent to hunt Kony 'coz they are skilled in shooting…
Zziwa: Don't say I didn't warn Lumu that he's mad!