| Why a kwanjula
letter can stop a wedding |
| “If anybody has any reason as to
why these two should not be joined together in marraige,
say it now or forever hold your peace…”
is a phrase I had gotten accustomed to at weddings that
I had come to a point of regarding it as just a matter
of procedure and nothing much would come out of it. |
| Problem |
OBSERVER LOUNGE
I met a beautiful girl in a taxi and noticed she is
the very girl I had seen a year ago. We exchanged phone
numbers and after a day of our first meeting, I called
her and we met and talked for hours. |
| Sometimes
it pays to put it off |
LET'S TALK... SEX!
The urge to make love comes any time all
the time, but if you want to have an unforgettable
bout, do not go all the way if you realize the circumstances
are not that conducive. |
| Let it out |
SINGLETON'S EPISTLE
I once bragged in this column, how I have
a whine-mate. You know the one I call when loneliness
visits. She doesn’t offer advice on how to find
a man or try to find me a match, she just listens
and understands. In good time, I return the favour.
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| Setting an
example |
One Man's ramblings
Friends have always told me that I’m
too proud a person to live a normal life. |
| Would you
ever consider an abortion? |
STREET TALK
Veronicah Muwonge, 28, Artist
Some people are just lustful, especially men. In the
case of Josef Fritz, it must have been psychological.
Probably he saw his wife in the daughter, who looks
too much like her mother from the pictures shown on
TV. |
| Some lies
are just so true |
GIRLS RECLINE
or the Akon concert at Lugogo Cricket
oval, Elle, 28, was kind enough to get me a ticket
too in the VIP section. My boss is whispering with
Joanna, 26 and Sheba, 37, behind 32-year-old Stella's
back. |
| To hell with
your Oga |
BOYS NIGHTOUT
With the football season all but over,
Steve, 34 and Johnny, 33 are joined by Pascal, 33
over drinks at the Grand Imperial balcony. A recent
article in The Weekly Observer is the topic. Steve
is particularly riled that girls seem to crown Nigerians
as the most romantic species... |
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